Things I do now:
- I run around the house naked.
- I eat raw Milo.
- I poke my officemates' armpits every time they yawn.
- I throw random objects at my friends.
- I sometimes hail a cab and as soon as they approach me, I run away.
- I make paper boats and paper airplanes while listening to our pastor's sermon.
- I purposely piss people off in various online forums in order to stimulate debate.
- I jokingly insult strangers in IRC in order to observe their reaction. We often end up becoming friends anyway...
And many more...
Things I did when I was young (around 3-7 years old):
- I wanted to know how being electrocuted feels like, so I partially plugged our electric fan to the socket, and touched the xposed metal.
- (ERASED. WTF, I only noticed this now in 2012. WTF)
- I felt that every object, animate or inanimate, has a life. Example: when I see a car, I don't see it as simply a car. I see eyes (two headlights), a mouth (bumpers), and feet (wheels).
And many more...
Other things that I used to do, when I was still in highschool:
- I touch every lamp post that I see.
- I "walk" around the neighborhood by simply visualizing my surroundings. I usually find misplaced items using that method.
- I write computer viruses on my spare time.
- I vandalize chairs.
- (ERASED. WTF, I only noticed this now in 2012. WTF)
- I disassemble and reassemble every object that I encounter: ballpens, TV, toaster, radio, etc...
And many more...
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