Thursday, August 02, 2007

(ERASED. WTF, I only noticed this now in 2012. WTF)
Things I do now:
  • I run around the house naked.
  • I eat raw Milo.
  • I poke my officemates' armpits every time they yawn.
  • I throw random objects at my friends.
  • I sometimes hail a cab and as soon as they approach me, I run away.
  • I make paper boats and paper airplanes while listening to our pastor's sermon.
  • I purposely piss people off in various online forums in order to stimulate debate.
  • I jokingly insult strangers in IRC in order to observe their reaction. We often end up becoming friends anyway...

And many more...

Things I did when I was young (around 3-7 years old):
  • I wanted to know how being electrocuted feels like, so I partially plugged our electric fan to the socket, and touched the xposed metal.
  • (ERASED. WTF, I only noticed this now in 2012. WTF)
  • I felt that every object, animate or inanimate, has a life. Example: when I see a car, I don't see it as simply a car. I see eyes (two headlights), a mouth (bumpers), and feet (wheels).

And many more...

Other things that I used to do, when I was still in highschool:
  • I touch every lamp post that I see.
  • I "walk" around the neighborhood by simply visualizing my surroundings. I usually find misplaced items using that method.
  • I write computer viruses on my spare time.
  • I vandalize chairs.
  • (ERASED. WTF, I only noticed this now in 2012. WTF)
  • I disassemble and reassemble every object that I encounter: ballpens, TV, toaster, radio, etc...

And many more...

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