A large velociraptor died in a blogging accident while it tried to eat my computer. As a result of this catastrophic event, various cats with stickers on them were found floating in a meme pool that was filled half-empty and/or half-full using a series of tubes. A herd of PHBs were also found tortured, and apparently died in a knitting accident. Upon closer inspection, it was found out that an impressed Natalie Portman caused their deaths by exposing her hot grits to Cowboy Neal, making them jealous to death. In Soviet Russia, corny nerd in-jokes that don't make sense to you will be rendered more cryptic by reversing the order of subject, verbs, and objects in a given sentence YOU!
As of today, there are apparently about 2,270 Google results for "died in a blogging accident".