Idea: How to Commercialize an Artificial Black Hole
- Create artificial black hole.
- Build a server farm near a black hole.
- Link the server farm to planet Earth.
- Take advantage of time dilation-- INSTANT COMPUTATION SPEED!!!!
- ???
- Profit!
- Build a farm of brain chips.
- Expose the brain chips via an API.
- Build a cloud service for brain chips.
- Market as Brain Power on Demand™!
- ???
- Profit!
- Build iPhone app. Install on iPhone A.
- Connect vibrator to iPhone.
- Install app on iPhone B.
- iPhone B contacts iPhone A.
- iPhoneA activates vibrator.
- ???
- Profit!
(Update Feb 2, 2012: LOL, the iPhone Mobile Sex hardware is already real! Awesome...)
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