I've been trolling the IRC channels with silly "business ideas", so I think I should paste them here in my blog.  It might inspire me to create a realistic business idea someday.  Hehehe...

Idea: How to Commercialize an Artificial Black Hole

1. Create artificial black hole.
2. Build a server farm near a black hole.
3. Link the server farm to planet Earth.
4. Take advantage of time dilation-- INSTANT COMPUTATION SPEED!!!!
5. ???
6. Profit!

Idea: Brain Power on Demand™

1. Build a farm of brain chips.
2. Expose the brain chips via an API.
3. Build a cloud service for brain chips.
4. Market as Brain Power on Demand™!
5. ???
6. Profit!

Idea: iPhone Mobile Sex (NSFW) hahaha

1. Build iPhone app.  Install on iPhone A.
2. Connect vibrator to iPhone.
3. Install app on iPhone B.
4. iPhone B contacts iPhone A.
5. iPhoneA activates vibrator.
6. ???
7. Profit!

(Update Feb 2, 2012: LOL, the iPhone Mobile Sex hardware is already real! Awesome...)