Friday, November 25, 2011

I've been trolling the IRC channels with silly "business ideas", so I think I should paste them here in my blog.  It might inspire me to create a realistic business idea someday.  Hehehe...

Idea: How to Commercialize an Artificial Black Hole
  1. Create artificial black hole.
  2. Build a server farm near a black hole.
  3. Link the server farm to planet Earth.
  4. Take advantage of time dilation-- INSTANT COMPUTATION SPEED!!!!
  5. ???
  6. Profit!
Idea: Brain Power on Demand
  1. Build a farm of brain chips.
  2. Expose the brain chips via an API.
  3. Build a cloud service for brain chips.
  4. Market as Brain Power on Demand!
  5. ???
  6. Profit!
Idea: iPhone Mobile Sex (NSFW) hahaha
    1. Build iPhone app.  Install on iPhone A.
    2. Connect vibrator to iPhone.
    3. Install app on iPhone B.
    4. iPhone B contacts iPhone A.
    5. iPhoneA activates vibrator.
    6. ???
    7. Profit!
    (Update Feb 2, 2012: LOL, the iPhone Mobile Sex hardware is already real! Awesome...)